News from abroad

Let catch Gold Fish!

     One of our compatriots suggested the rulers of several towns a project on protecting the public from bird flu. In particular the project means to stretch a cellular net on a certain height above the city which will be hold on by necessary amount of utilized dirigibles. At the moment a businessman have signed an agreement of intentions with one of the governors of a town in the region of Moskovia. The delay is happening in regard with requirement of the governor to make the net of a gold thread in the esthetic purposes or at least to paint it gold. By governor's words price means nothing, for people pay for everything and the authority gets only commissions!

Pelageya Krasnaya

Small but bold!

     Yesterday a child of one of the ambassadors of NevoRuss in United States of Europe. To avoid a conflict a father have had to send his clever son home because of his illegal business. In a high school where the boy studied, he organized a secret business on production drops for a bird flu. The drops were producing from filtered water using a special filter and was blessed by High spirit in a shape of crushing ashes got from school note-books. He sold the drops only to the girls, as by his words, bird flu affects females most of all.
     Policemen most of all were surprised because not of the fact that so many children trusted him and not because of the price of a preparation, but the thing that he recommended to use it right away in a toilet were he had installed a video observation device. His father was indignant that his son has been reached to such a condition for the year of stay in " Western Sodom and Gomorra". And now in his Motherland the child is advised to go through fast and to read Lord's prayer Our Father five times a day. Savva Bogolubsky

Interpretation of Press Department of Valaam Order

     As we were told by a feign unknown knight of Valaam Order, at the moment is being considered a possibility of recruiting the graduates of the last classes of high schools for carrying out diploma works on the territory of Persia with the following considering of admittance the best ones to the Knight's brotherhood. According to the reports of the same source they don't plan any partisan operation on the territory of Persia, but the volunteers would have a permission for using new tactical complex for destruction of flying objects in direct visibility in case they would threaten volunteers' life and health. As unknown knight had mentioned, the basic idea of volunteers' aim is -as it was in Babylon - protection of destruction of common to all mankind culture heritage both from invaders and defenders.

Interpretation of Press Department of Academy of grasping of God's World (AGGW)

     The academician Named Bogomir confirmed to the journalist of our newspaper the presence of a test working out of an individual tactical complex. By his words, the size of a new complex doesn't exceed portable calculating machine and is capable to destroy up to two flying objects without any recharge. For all that it is all the same for the complex whether it will be a helicopter or the latest model of an invisible airplane. The academician calmed down everybody saying that only specially trained specialist can bring into action such a complex, and every complex is tuned in to a certain person. Nobody else can bring complex into action. When the academician was asked whether a volunteer can use the complex, he replied with humor that "everything is in God's hands"!
     As far as we know, The Government of United States of Atlantida ( USA ) had become worried very much about not understanding of the importance of their mission in Persia from the states of NevoRuss Ring.
     The Great Doge of NevoRuss in his morning appeal to people of the Earth confirmed that the state doesn't accept any kind of violence and will keep neutrality in any conflict, but according to a law he cannot prohibit for the citizens of his country to consider in another way. For all that any citizen of the Great Ring might be sure that his safety is guaranteed in any spot of the World and in case of his detention as well. Any state is obliged to pass the suspected NevoRuss citizen to the hands of Valaam knights or to the NevoRuss consulate. And then one can pass a proof of an infringement to an ambassador.
     Today a chairman of State Department of USA ( United States of Atlantida ) visited Great NevoRuss Ring. According to an agreement between two rulers she was shown a territory of Great Wall of Safety from an Air Force dirigible. The dirigible hovered over a district which has caused a conflict, and the chairman become sure that tanks which had been placed there don't threaten USA as it is just a scrap-iron.
     They proved her by documents that one of the commercial companies which had redeemed the tanks from MO NevoRuss for utilization purpose and have decided to bury there then as a metal store for getting credit from a bank. The bank agreed that mine fields next to the Great Wall are a good pledge that nobody for no particular reason would never steal the tanks. Condoliza complained she didn't understand what kind of a commercial company it was which could transfer thousand of such machines for one night plus lay out them accurately according to lines.

     Replying this, a Foreign Affair minister who accompanied her said that a state cannot interfere in commercial activity as it is protected by a law. One more time a chairman suggested to consider a question regarding possible clearing the border of mines, or at least just removal of nuclear mines of tactical effect. The Foreign Affair minister said again it was not economically expedient and mines cannot threaten anybody and, having pointed at the scrap-iron added that moreover it brings some income. Then they fed a chairman by an expensive dinner in the nearest high-rise restaurant with a view to an endless relict forest.